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Funny Tattoos

6801. A Potato Chip on Your Shoulder

Funny Things

6802. The Three Tenets of Super Mario Bros. 3

Shellsmanship, manipulation of the 'B' button, and lack of hubris. See also 90's, Video Games.

Added by Frank on July 11, 2007| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

6803. Eli Whitney

Why is the fact that he invented the cotton gin the one thing from high school history class that everyone seems to remember?

Added by Frank on July 10, 2007| 3 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

6804. The Guy at the Beach With a Metal Detector

Hey man, find any gold?

Added by Frank on July 9, 2007| 3 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

6805. Mr. Miyaga's Healing Touch

Deep tissue damage is no match for a clap of the hands and some determined rubbing. See also 80's.

Added by Ryan on July 9, 2007| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

6806. Power Walking

The exercise equivalent of half-caf.

Added by Frank on July 9, 2007| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Books

6807. The Secret Shop

Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.

Added by Frank on July 4, 2007| 4 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

6808. Screech

Particularly potent moonshine made in Canada's east coast, especially Newfoundland. See also Alcohol, Canadian.

Added by Robyn on July 4, 2007| 2 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

6809. Marsha Mellow

I once met a girl named Marsha Mellow. She even had two dogs that she referred to as "Smores".

Added by a Guest on July 4, 2007| 3 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

6810. Truth Serum

Produced in the same distillery as shrinking potions.

Added by Ryan on July 1, 2007| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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