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Funny Phrases
6801. In My Mind's Eye
You can rest assured that anything that follows this lead-in will be worth ignoring. See also Pretentious.
Funny Clothes
6804. Mesh Tank Tops Shop
No shirt, no service? The jokes on them when you wear a mesh tank top—the shirt so full of holes and so lacking in sleeves that it can barely be considered a shirt at all. See also 80's.
Funny Conveyances
6806. Conga Line
It might get you from point A to point B, but you'll sure look like a goof getting there. See also Dances.
Funny Drinks
6808. Garbage Can
A little squirt of every type of pop (or soda as you Americans say) available from the fountain. Also known as "Swamp Water". See also Children.
Funny Names
6810. Rohda Pickle
Honest to goodness name of a crazy lady I carded at my bar. See also Sophomoric.