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Funny Phrases

6811. Balls to the Wall

Actually, sounds like it might be a fun place to be. See also Speed.

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Funny Things to Do

6812. Spontaneous Combustion

To suddenly catch on fire for no reason. Really embarrassing on dates!

Added by Frank on January 8, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

6813. Fun Drunk

Describes the regrettably short period between sobriety and agressive, maudlin, and/or sexually-inappropriate drunkeness. See also Alcohol.

Added by Ryan on January 6, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

6814. Can I Ask You a Question?

You just did.

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Funny Diseases

6815. Ass-Burger Syndrome

The second grade corollary to Asperger's Syndrome. A terrible affliction affecting elementary school teachers with unusually wide posteriors. See also Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on January 5, 2008| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

6816. Harpoons

For killin' whales and sh*t, yo!

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Funny Words

6817. Blunderguff

A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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Funny Clothes

6818. Half-Tuxedo, Half-Dress

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on January 2, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

6819. Not Toward

Another way of saying, "untoward" which, by the way, means nothing to me.

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Funny Songs

6820. Working for the Weekend Shop

So says Loverboy in the chorus of this anti-work anthem, and all I can say is "So true. So true." See also 80's, Music.

Added by Ryan on January 2, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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