Funny Phrases

6771. Shit Show

A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster. See also Profanity.

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Funny Products

6772. The International Star Registry

Seems like a dumb concept—"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"—but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey. See also Astronomy.

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Funny Places

6773. Hicksville, New York

Hicksville is a hamlet and census-designated place in Nassau County, New York, United States. The population was 41,260 at the 2000 census.

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Funny Sayings

6774. Dicked the Dog

A classic saying for making a large mistake, also known as "screwing the pooch". See also Animals.

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Funny Things to Do

6775. Marrying Elizabeth Taylor

Hey, it happens to the best of us. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Words

6776. Zaftig

Healthily plump and vigorous, often used to describe a large, happy woman.

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Funny Insults

6777. Scallywag

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Funny Names

6778. Gilchrist Peabody

Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead. See also Made Up.

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Funny Sayings

6779. No Big Whoop

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Funny Words

6780. Pogonotrophy

Fancy word for the cultivation of a beard. See also Hair.

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