Funny Drinks

7351. Old Popskull

A 50/50 mixture of gin and Pepsi-Cola. See also Alcohol.

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Funny People

7352. Daniel Boone

Daniel Boone is the new Davy Crockett. See also Pioneers.

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Funny Songs

7353. I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones Shop

See also Fruits.

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Funny Animals

7354. Beagles

If you're going to tell a joke about a dog, make it a beagle. If not funnier, it will at least make the joke cuter. Also, the pub on Three's Company was named the "Reagle Begale." See also Pets.

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Funny Drinks

7355. Zima

"Get this man a Zima" is not a compliment. See also 90's, Alcohol, Insults.

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Funny Things

7356. Flux Capacitor

Preeminent example of made up, sci-fi mumbo jumbo.

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Funny Words

7357. Calisthenics

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Funny Nicknames

7358. Stretch

As in, "You're assed out, Stretch."

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Funny Nicknames

7359. Shooter

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Funny People

7360. Rodeo Clowns

Good metaphor for someone with both a broad and base sense of humor. Like Terry Bradshaw.

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