Funny Words

7341. Dander

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Funny Clothes

7342. Sansabelt Mens' Pants Shop

Yes, there's actually a brand of mens' pants called Sansabelt that sells pants—well, how can I put this—sans belt. See also Casual, Middle Age.

Added by Tyler on September 7, 2006| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

7343. Pregaming by Yourself

This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Foods

7344. Light Refreshments

Why do people insist on including this on event invitations? Are you trying to entice me to come with your tired fruit & cheese plate? As far as I can tell, this has never been a reason for anyone, anywhere to attend anything.

Added by Frank on September 5, 2006| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

7345. Colicky Baby

I know a perpetually crying baby is no laughing matter, but for me the phrase always conjures up images of those mean cartoon babies who wear stubble and smoke cigar.

Added by Anthony on September 4, 2006| 1 Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

7346. Rollerblades

Even funnier if worn with the full-on padding that people used to wear when rollerblades first came out (i.e. helmet, wrist guards, knee & elbow pads). Not like we ever needed all this padding when the wheels were two and two. See also 90's.

Added by Frank on September 3, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

7347. Serving Wench

The waitress on a pirate ship.

Added by Frank on September 3, 2006| 3 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

7348. Pangea

Onetime supercontinent surrounded by the super-ocean Panthalassa. See also Science.

Added by Tyler on September 2, 2006| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

7349. Back-Scratchers Shop

Go-to-town with your backscratcher, even in public. Just avoid looking smug.

Added by Brian on August 31, 2006| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

7350. Restless Legs Syndrome

I was in the doctor's office and they were advertising a treament for this.

Added by Frank on August 30, 2006| 6 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike