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Funny Things to Do
7311. Puking into a Beer Bottle
It might sound like a clever or even polite thing to do, but it never works. The opening is just too small. See also Drunk.
Funny Things
7312. People Magazine's Picks and Pans
You shouldn't feel too bad if People magazine pans you. (Nor, for that matter, should you feel too good if they pick you.)
Funny Things to Do
7313. Scrooge McDuck Diving into a Mound of Coins
Have you ever tried this? It hurts. See also Animals, Disney, Fictional.
Funny Dances
7314. The Bartman
A popular but non-existent dance during the early 90's. If someone claims that what you're doing isn't a dance, just tell them you're doing the Bartman. See also 90's, Simpsons.
Funny Words
7315. Chimp
Everyone thinks that jokes about monkeys are funny. Subsitute the word "chimp" for "monkey," though, and it's guaranteed to be even a little bit funnier.
Funny Words
7316. Callipygian
According to dictionary.com, this fancy sounding word means "having beautifully proportioned buttocks," as in "the quest for the callipygian ideal."
Funny Words
7317. Webinar
This is a word for a seminar held on the web, but I think "web seminar" would have worked just fine. See also Computers.
Funny Phrases
7318. The Underwear That's Fun to Wear
This is the Underoos slogan, and it remains very hard to argue with.
Funny People
7319. Peter Scolari
Tom Hanks's co-star on Bosom Buddies, Peter Scolari also played the Rick Moranis role in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show. See also 80's.
Funny Things to Do
7320. Licking Your Fingers Before Turning a Page
Does this work? I do not believe it does. See also Arrogant, Casual.