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Funny Phrases
7283. Eee-Yikes
The added "Eee" is an improvement on plain, old "Yikes." Typical usage would be, "Have you ever seen her in the morning? Eee-yikes."
Funny Phrases
7284. Rare and Fancy
Outside of souvenir shops, these adjectives are seldom properly used together. See also Tourists.
Funny Things
7285. Hairdana
This occurs when a woman (or man) ties back her hair with her own hair. It only looks good on a princess.
Funny Things to Do
7286. Puking into a Beer Bottle
It might sound like a clever or even polite thing to do, but it never works. The opening is just too small. See also Drunk.
Funny Things
7287. People Magazine's Picks and Pans
You shouldn't feel too bad if People magazine pans you. (Nor, for that matter, should you feel too good if they pick you.)
Funny Things to Do
7288. Scrooge McDuck Diving into a Mound of Coins
Have you ever tried this? It hurts. See also Animals, Disney, Fictional.
Funny Dances
7289. The Bartman
A popular but non-existent dance during the early 90's. If someone claims that what you're doing isn't a dance, just tell them you're doing the Bartman. See also 90's, Simpsons.
Funny Words
7290. Chimp
Everyone thinks that jokes about monkeys are funny. Subsitute the word "chimp" for "monkey," though, and it's guaranteed to be even a little bit funnier.