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7271. Like Sh*t Through a Short Dog

7272. Googling Google

Seems like this might cause the internet to break. See also Computers.

Added by Tyler on April 15, 2006| 8 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7273. Hoity-Toity

Like "snooty," "hoity-toity" is a better word for "snobby." Also, like "Fancy-Dancy," it would make a good name for a drink. See also Alcohol, Arrogant.

Added by Tyler on April 15, 2006| 1 Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7275. Analyzing Systems

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2006| Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7276. Honeymooning in National Parks

In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.

Added by Tyler on April 6, 2006| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

7278. Erasable Pens Shop

Let’s be honest. Sanding off a thin layer of paper is not actually erasing ink. See also 80's.

Added by Tyler on April 6, 2006| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

7279. Freezing Soup in Ice Cube Trays

I wouldn't mind this so much if the people who did this weren't always so damn smug about it. Preparing single serving sizes of soup for future consumption does not make you clever—it makes you lame. See also Arrogant.

Added by Anthony on April 6, 2006| 1 Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

7280. I Haven't Had So Much Fun Since the Hogs Ate Little Sister.

This is squarely in the tradition of Southern Gothic. See also Animals.

Added by Anthony on April 4, 2006| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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