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Funny Things to Do

7271. Shaking a Handful of Nuts

A transparent act of projected confidence. There is no need to randomly sort snacks in this way. See also Casual.

Added by Tyler on January 28, 2006| 1 Comment | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

7272. Old Popskull

A 50/50 mixture of gin and Pepsi-Cola. See also Alcohol.

Added by Anthony on January 27, 2006| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

7273. Daniel Boone

Daniel Boone is the new Davy Crockett. See also Pioneers.

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Funny Songs

7274. I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones Shop

Funny Animals

7275. Beagles

If you're going to tell a joke about a dog, make it a beagle. If not funnier, it will at least make the joke cuter. Also, the pub on Three's Company was named the "Reagle Begale." See also Pets.

Added by Tyler on January 26, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

7276. Zima

"Get this man a Zima" is not a compliment. See also 90's, Alcohol, Insults.

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Funny Things

7277. Flux Capacitor

Preeminent example of made up, sci-fi mumbo jumbo.

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Funny Words

7278. Calisthenics

Added by Tyler on January 24, 2006| 2 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

7279. Stretch

As in, "You're assed out, Stretch."

Added by Anthony on January 21, 2006| 1 Comment | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike