Funny Phrases

7231. Dab Hand

As in, "Anthony is a dab hand at the smash-and-grab." See also British.

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Funny Things to Do

7232. Smoking a Cigarette While Wearing Winter Gloves

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Funny Euphemisms

7233. Knock the Dew Off the Lilly

I don't know where this came from, but when I was a kid and had to go to the bathroom in the woods, this is what we would say.

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Funny People

7234. Rocky Aoki

Benihana founder also known for an affected Jheri curl, posing for photos in the hot tub of his stretch Rolls Royce, founding a porn magazine, winning a national backgammon championship, racing cross-country in a stretch VW Bug, and being the first person to cross the Pacific in a hot air balloon. He was also given a wrestling scholarship, but lost it for breaking opponents' noses and legs.

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Funny Quotes

7235. "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change."

Rocky Balboa addresing the Soviet Union and—as Bill Simmons recently pointed out—ending the Cold War. See also Boxing, Movies.

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Funny Animals

7236. Poodles Drinking Champagne

They are poodles, after all. See also Alcohol, Anthromorphication, Wealth.

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Funny Books

7237. The Secret Language of Babies Shop

No lie, babies communicate in a top-secret language. See also Babies.

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Funny Things

7238. Sardine Beards

The inedible part of the sardine. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things

7239. Torcano

Rare natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls lava. See also Made Up.

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Funny Animals

7240. Animals That Wear Monocles

Including this cat, this dog, and the Hustler Beaver. This list does not, however, include Scrooge McDuck (who wears half glasses) and Mr. Peanut (who is a not an animal but a legume.) See also Anthromorphication, Cartoons.

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