Funny Euphemisms

7211. The Euphemism

As in, the bathroom. See George in Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf: "Martha, will you show her where we keep the, uh, euphemism?" See also Literature, Movies.

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Funny Places

7212. Paducah, Kentucky

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Funny Things

7213. The Hamburger Helper Helping Hand

It's as if someone lopped off Mickey Mouse's four-fingered, gloved hand and attached a red clown nose to the palm. See also Commercials, Disney, Food.

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Funny Conveyances

7214. Large Marge the Party Barge

See also Alcohol, Texas.

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Funny Euphemisms

7215. A Bum Leg

I'm not really sure whether this should fall under euphamisms or if we should create a new category ("injuries"), but this is my favorite phrase for a perpetually injured appendage. See also Body.

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Funny Insults

7216. Real Jerk

Suburban middle-class dad terminology. "Burnett is a real jerk!" See also Middle Age.

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Funny Conveyances

7217. Motorbike

From an extra scene in "Wet Hot American Summer" where David Wain exclaims "Hey, that guy stole my motorbike!" See also Movies.

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Funny Foods

7218. Oysters Rockefeller

See also Seafood, Wealth.

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Funny Foods

7219. Lobster Thermidor

Particularly funny if it's ordered at 3 am in a Jersey diner, where it usually *is* a menu option See also Seafood, Wealth.

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Funny Songs

7220. Sussudio Shop

Song by Phil Collins. See also 80's, Singers.

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