Funny Jobs

7181. Analyzing Systems

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Funny Things to Do

7182. Honeymooning in National Parks

See also Marriage.

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Funny Drinks

7183. Shrinking Potion

In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.

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Funny Products

7184. Erasable Pens Shop

Let’s be honest. Sanding off a thin layer of paper is not actually erasing ink. See also 80's.

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Funny Things to Do

7185. Freezing Soup in Ice Cube Trays

I wouldn't mind this so much if the people who did this weren't always so damn smug about it. Preparing single serving sizes of soup for future consumption does not make you clever—it makes you lame. See also Arrogant.

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Funny Sayings

7186. I Haven't Had So Much Fun Since the Hogs Ate Little Sister.

This is squarely in the tradition of Southern Gothic. See also Animals.

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Funny Things to Do

7187. Lighting Cigars with Dollar Bills

See also Wealth.

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Funny Names

7188. Chance

Now a popular boy's name, preferable to Community Chest.

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Funny Phrases

7189. Eee-Yikes

The added "Eee" is an improvement on plain, old "Yikes." Typical usage would be, "Have you ever seen her in the morning? Eee-yikes."

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Funny Phrases

7190. Rare and Fancy

Outside of souvenir shops, these adjectives are seldom properly used together. See also Tourists.

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