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Funny Words
7181. Hormone
Funny Tattoos
7183. Tribal Tattoos
Can be found on the neck, back, and/or arms of over-tanned and overgrown men. Inquiries regarding the tattoo are always followed by a long-winded explanation of its "meaning."
Funny Words
7184. Dander
Funny Clothes
7185. Sansabelt Mens' Pants Shop
Yes, there's actually a brand of mens' pants called Sansabelt that sells pants—well, how can I put this—sans belt. See also Casual, Middle Age.
Funny Things to Do
7186. Pregaming by Yourself
This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Foods
7187. Light Refreshments
Why do people insist on including this on event invitations? Are you trying to entice me to come with your tired fruit & cheese plate? As far as I can tell, this has never been a reason for anyone, anywhere to attend anything.
Funny People
7188. Colicky Baby
I know a perpetually crying baby is no laughing matter, but for me the phrase always conjures up images of those mean cartoon babies who wear stubble and smoke cigar.
Funny Conveyances
7189. Rollerblades
Even funnier if worn with the full-on padding that people used to wear when rollerblades first came out (i.e. helmet, wrist guards, knee & elbow pads). Not like we ever needed all this padding when the wheels were two and two. See also 90's.