Funny Things to Do

7161. Pregaming by Yourself

This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Frank on September 7, 2006| 6 Comments | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

7162. Light Refreshments

Why do people insist on including this on event invitations? Are you trying to entice me to come with your tired fruit & cheese plate? As far as I can tell, this has never been a reason for anyone, anywhere to attend anything.

Added by Frank on September 5, 2006| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

7163. Colicky Baby

I know a perpetually crying baby is no laughing matter, but for me the phrase always conjures up images of those mean cartoon babies who wear stubble and smoke cigar.

Added by Anthony on September 4, 2006| 1 Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

7164. Rollerblades

Even funnier if worn with the full-on padding that people used to wear when rollerblades first came out (i.e. helmet, wrist guards, knee & elbow pads). Not like we ever needed all this padding when the wheels were two and two. See also 90's.

Added by Frank on September 3, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

7165. Serving Wench

The waitress on a pirate ship.

Added by Frank on September 3, 2006| 3 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

7166. Pangea

Onetime supercontinent surrounded by the super-ocean Panthalassa. See also Science.

Added by Tyler on September 2, 2006| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

7167. Back-Scratchers Shop

Go-to-town with your backscratcher, even in public. Just avoid looking smug.

Added by Brian on August 31, 2006| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

7168. Restless Legs Syndrome

I was in the doctor's office and they were advertising a treament for this.

Added by Frank on August 30, 2006| 6 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

7169. Fricassee

Added by Frank on August 30, 2006| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

7170. Denim Pants Shop

I'm thinking of pants that are cut like slacks, but are made of denim. With pleats. Why not just wear jeans? See also Casual, Denim.

Added by Ryan on August 29, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike