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Funny Euphemisms

7121. A Bum Leg

I'm not really sure whether this should fall under euphamisms or if we should create a new category ("injuries"), but this is my favorite phrase for a perpetually injured appendage. See also Body.

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Funny Insults

7122. Real Jerk

Suburban middle-class dad terminology. "Burnett is a real jerk!" See also Middle Age.

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Funny Conveyances

7123. Motorbike

From an extra scene in "Wet Hot American Summer" where David Wain exclaims "Hey, that guy stole my motorbike!" See also Movies.

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Funny Foods

7124. Oysters Rockefeller

Funny Foods

7125. Lobster Thermidor

Particularly funny if it's ordered at 3 am in a Jersey diner, where it usually *is* a menu option See also Seafood, Wealth.

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Funny Songs

7126. Sussudio Shop

Song by Phil Collins. See also 80's, Singers.

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Funny Things to Do

7127. Doing the Dew

As in, "Want a beer? No thanks, I'm doing the Dew tonight."

Added by Ryan on July 10, 2006| 3 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

7128. Making Out with a Brown Bear

During a camping trip, I asked my friend where his girlfriend was and this was his response. See also Animals.

Added by Brian on July 8, 2006| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

7129. Spittle

Sprays of spit.

Added by shavenrelease on July 7, 2006| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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