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Funny People
7091. Rocky Aoki
Benihana founder also known for an affected Jheri curl, posing for photos in the hot tub of his stretch Rolls Royce, founding a porn magazine, winning a national backgammon championship, racing cross-country in a stretch VW Bug, and being the first person to cross the Pacific in a hot air balloon. He was also given a wrestling scholarship, but lost it for breaking opponents' noses and legs.
Funny Quotes
7092. "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change."
Rocky Balboa addresing the Soviet Union andas Bill Simmons recently pointed outending the Cold War. See also Boxing, Movies.
Funny Animals
7093. Poodles Drinking Champagne
They are poodles, after all. See also Alcohol, Anthromorphication, Wealth.
Funny Books
7094. The Secret Language of Babies Shop
No lie, babies communicate in a top-secret language. See also Babies.
Funny Things
7096. Torcano
Rare natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls lava. See also Made Up.
Funny Animals
7097. Animals That Wear Monocles
Including this cat, this dog, and the Hustler Beaver. This list does not, however, include Scrooge McDuck (who wears half glasses) and Mr. Peanut (who is a not an animal but a legume.) See also Anthromorphication, Cartoons.
Funny Animals
7099. Stray Cats and Dogs
Particularly those that sing and represent the underclass. See also Anthromorphication, Cartoons.