Funny Phrases

7071. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

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Funny Foods

7072. Clams Casino

Of the same ilk as "Oysters Rockefeller" and "Lobster Thermidor". See also Seafood, Wealth.

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Funny Animals

7073. Scorpions

Per Jim Anchower of the Onion, "You can't pick a scorpion up by its tail because you'll get stung. You can't pick it up by its front, either, because you'll get pinched. And don't even think about picking it up by its middle, 'cause you'll get pinched and stung."

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Funny Places

7074. Albuquerque, New Mexico

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Funny Words

7075. Kerfuffle

Another word for an altercation. See also Violence.

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Funny Words

7076. Cankle

The lack of articulation between some individual's calves and ankles. See also Body, Portmanteau.

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Funny Phrases

7077. Lady Friend

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Funny Insults

7078. Lollygagger

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Funny Clothes

7079. Zubaz Pants Shop

The baggy pants that dare you to be different. See also 90's.

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Funny Insults

7080. Nincompoop

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