Funny Drinks

7061. Hot Toddy

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

7062. Snuggler

Ingredients include peppermint schnapps, cocoa, whipped cream, and a lack of dignity. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

7063. Mouth-Breather

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Funny Nicknames

7064. Joe Kickass

What Bart Simpson intends to change his name to when he grows up. See also Profanity, Simpsons.

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Funny Words

7065. Hobbledehoy

An awkward, gawky youngster existing somewhere between a man and a boy.

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Funny Foods

7066. Sprayable Cheese Shop

Arguably debatable whether cheese should come from aerosol can.

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Funny Insults

7067. Doodyhead!

Popular insult in second grade. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny People

7068. Hooker With a Heart of Gold

She's a close associate of the stripper working her way through graduate school. See also Prostitution.

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Funny Things to Do

7069. Kissing Your Own Biceps

Usually done by Cro-Magnon Roid-a-Holics or drunk dudes with mull-hawks. See also Arrogant, Body.

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Funny Words

7070. Pooched

In other words, ruined, wrecked, broken, or busted. For example, "Can I have a ride? My TransAm is pooched."

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