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7061. Headmaster

Added by scottmsiegel on September 14, 2006| 2 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7062. Hormone

Added by scottmsiegel on September 14, 2006| 4 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7064. Tribal Tattoos

Can be found on the neck, back, and/or arms of over-tanned and overgrown men. Inquiries regarding the tattoo are always followed by a long-winded explanation of its "meaning."

Added by a Guest on September 10, 2006| 3 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7065. Dander

Added by a Guest on September 10, 2006| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7066. Sansabelt Mens' Pants Shop

Yes, there's actually a brand of mens' pants called Sansabelt that sells pants—well, how can I put this—sans belt. See also Casual, Middle Age.

Added by Tyler on September 7, 2006| 2 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7067. Pregaming by Yourself

This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Frank on September 7, 2006| 6 Comments | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Why do people insist on including this on event invitations? Are you trying to entice me to come with your tired fruit & cheese plate? As far as I can tell, this has never been a reason for anyone, anywhere to attend anything.

Added by Frank on September 5, 2006| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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7069. Colicky Baby

I know a perpetually crying baby is no laughing matter, but for me the phrase always conjures up images of those mean cartoon babies who wear stubble and smoke cigar.

Added by Anthony on September 4, 2006| 1 Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

7070. Rollerblades

Even funnier if worn with the full-on padding that people used to wear when rollerblades first came out (i.e. helmet, wrist guards, knee & elbow pads). Not like we ever needed all this padding when the wheels were two and two. See also 90's.

Added by Frank on September 3, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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