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Funny Quotes

7061. "No guns. No butter. Both can kill."

Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988. See also Baseball, Politics, Sports.

Added by Dave on January 8, 2007| 5 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

7062. "I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."

Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo. See also Hipsters, Pretentious.

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Funny Animals

7063. Capybara

A semi-aquatic, South American rodent, Capybaras are often purposely misidentifed as the "world's largest rat" in carnival sideshows.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

7064. Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane

Is a someone flying around in star-spangled underwear and a tiara any less noticeable than a jet? See also Comics.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

7065. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn

In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.

Added by Chris on January 7, 2007| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

7066. Twinkies Shop

May or may not take a century to digest. See also Snacks.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| 3 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

7067. Ho Hos Shop

What exactly are you saying to the recipient with this gift? See also Snacks.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2007| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

7068. Kazoos Shop

Played professionally in jug bands and by amateurs everywhere. See also Nerds.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

7069. Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Intercourse is the hub where the Amish and local folks "do their business" and host thousands of visitors each year. See also Amish.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| 5 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

7070. Git-R-Done

Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy. See also Comics, Southern.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| 7 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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