Funny Clothes

7061. Jorts

Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. They simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.

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Funny Instruments

7062. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time

And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.

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Funny Sayings

7063. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

See also Animals.

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Funny Things

7064. Cancer Kazoo

Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.

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Funny Words

7065. Tomfoolery

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Funny Clothes

7066. Dickeys Shop

A turtleneck that’s all neck, no turtle.

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Funny Dances

7067. The Humpty Dance

See also 90's.

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Funny Euphemisms

7068. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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Funny Names

7069. Cecil

Can you be a CEO or other super-serious person with a name like Cecil?

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Funny Names

7070. Mike Hawk

See also Sophomoric.

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