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Funny Insults
7042. Piker
Per Merriam-Webster, "One who does things in a small way." See also Amateur.
Funny Things to Do
7044. Beating Somebody Up With An Umbrella
From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.
Funny Products
7045. The Urilift
A urinal that pops out of the ground at night. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.
Funny Names
7046. Wishona Starr
Only superceeded by her mother, Dreamona. And yeah, I really know these people. They exist. Sadly.
Funny Toys
7047. My Buddy Doll
Over-sized doll designed for young boys without friends. Ironically, owning a My Buddy doll only ensured that such a boy would remain friendless. See also 80's.
Funny Drinks
7048. Buttery Nipple
It has some kind of alcohol, (I usually put in Kaluha or Tortuga Rum) and a crap-load of butterscotch. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
7049. Wearing a T-Shirt and Nothing Else
I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style". See also Clothes.