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Funny Diseases
7042. An Imbalance of the Humours
This is what caused diseases in olden times. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Instruments
7043. Keytar Shop
A keyboard worn and played like a guitar. (De rigueur for 80s cover bands.) See also 80's, Music.
Funny Products
7045. Scissors That Cut Through Pennies
I believe the scissor-sharpness scale moved to the penny standard sometime in the early 90's. See also 90's, Commercials.
Funny Phrases
7048. Knock It Off!
Saying this pretty much guarantees that the person is going to continue whatever action it is that you find so vexing.
Funny Quotes
7050. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."
A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drunk.