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7041. Granny Flab

A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2007| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

7042. Gauze Shop

At the inherently funny medical center, there is only one treatment: 1) Just rub some salve on it 2) Apply gauze.

Added by Frank on February 15, 2007| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

7043. Canadian Girlfriend

Seriously guys...her name is Penelope.

Added by Frank on February 14, 2007| 5 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

7044. Vodka Tonic

Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.

Added by Frank on February 10, 2007| 8 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

7045. Niggle

According to dictionary.com, it means to criticize, especially constantly or repeatedly, in a peevish or petty way. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2007| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

7046. Old Prospector

There's GOLD in them thar hills!

Added by Frank on February 8, 2007| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

7047. Turd Burglar

Insult from Beavis and Butthead. See also 90's, Cartoons, Television.

Added by a Guest on February 7, 2007| 7 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

7048. Head Honcho

At my latest job review, I told my boss that it was my career goal to be the head honcho. See also Wealth.

Added by Frank on February 6, 2007| 3 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

7049. Boob

You sir, are a boob!

Added by a Guest on February 2, 2007| 4 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

7050. Julia and Suzanne Sugarbaker

Names of Dixie Carter's and Delta Burke's characters on Designing Women. See also Sitcom, Southern, Television.

Added by Tyler on February 2, 2007| Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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