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Funny Words
7011. Tomfoolery
Funny Phrases
7017. Big as a Buick
Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.
Funny Foods
7018. Clams Casino
Of the same ilk as "Oysters Rockefeller" and "Lobster Thermidor". See also Seafood, Wealth.
Funny Animals
7019. Scorpions
Per Jim Anchower of the Onion, "You can't pick a scorpion up by its tail because you'll get stung. You can't pick it up by its front, either, because you'll get pinched. And don't even think about picking it up by its middle, 'cause you'll get pinched and stung."