Funny Things

7001. Butt Implants

Like these. See also Vanity.

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Funny People

7002. Manpleaser

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Funny Tattoos

7003. A Potato Chip on Your Shoulder

See also Food.

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Funny Things

7004. The Three Tenets of Super Mario Bros. 3

Shellsmanship, manipulation of the 'B' button, and lack of hubris. See also 90's, Video Games.

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Funny People

7005. Eli Whitney

Why is the fact that he invented the cotton gin the one thing from high school history class that everyone seems to remember?

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Funny People

7006. The Guy at the Beach With a Metal Detector

Hey man, find any gold?

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Funny Things to Do

7007. Mr. Miyaga's Healing Touch

Deep tissue damage is no match for a clap of the hands and some determined rubbing. See also 80's.

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Funny Things to Do

7008. Power Walking

The exercise equivalent of half-caf.

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Funny Books

7009. The Secret Shop

Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.

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Funny Drinks

7010. Screech

Particularly potent moonshine made in Canada's east coast, especially Newfoundland. See also Alcohol, Canadian.

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