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Funny Quotes

6991. "Ice cream is not sexy. It's not wiggly and jiggly."

Utah Senator Gene Davis, upon naming Jell-O as the state's official snack. See also Food, Mormons.

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Funny Words

6992. Defenestration

A noun meaning the throwing of a person or thing out a window. See also Violence.

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Funny Foods

6993. Kartoffel

The German word for "potato." Just to illustrate how much funnier this language is than English, consider that "Herr Kartoffelkopf" is German for "Mr. Potato Head." See also Fictional, German.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

6994. Didgeridoo Shop

An Australian instrument that, in the wrong hands, sounds like a bumblebee with a hangover.

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Funny Words

6995. Bugle Shop

Plosives and short, open vowels make this word a winner. It's best if you picture it being played by a funny animal, like a llama or a pelican.

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Funny Words

6996. Blunderbuss

A short, wide-barreled musket. In the original Dutch it was donderbus, 'thunder-box', but the name was altered owing to its tendency to explode in peoples' faces. See also Old-Timey, Weapons.

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Funny Names

6997. Butts McCracken

See also Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on December 17, 2006| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6998. It's Better to be Pissed off than Pissed on

See also Bathroom.

Added by Sheri on December 17, 2006| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6999. Taking a Shower and Really Feeling the Water

When I finally have the time, I'd like to enjoy a shower like this. See also Bathroom.

Added by Tyler on December 17, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

7000. Caddywampus

The state of being grossly out of alignment, skewed, or uneven. A great Midwestern phrase; make sure to pronounce with a long 'E' for the full effect. See also Slang.

Added by a Guest on December 17, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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