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Funny Phrases
6991. Like Tits On a Boar
In other words useless. What does a male hog need nipples for? See also Animals.
Funny Phrases
6992. You're Not the Boss of Me
As spoken by children of all ages and my nephew in particular. See also Spoiled.
Funny Quotes
6993. "No guns. No butter. Both can kill."
Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988. See also Baseball, Politics, Sports.
Funny Quotes
6994. "I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."
Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo. See also Hipsters, Pretentious.
Funny Animals
6995. Capybara
A semi-aquatic, South American rodent, Capybaras are often purposely misidentifed as the "world's largest rat" in carnival sideshows.
Funny Conveyances
6996. Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane
Is a someone flying around in star-spangled underwear and a tiara any less noticeable than a jet? See also Comics.
Funny Euphemisms
6997. Letting the Horsey Out of the Barn
In other words, your fly is undone. See also Animals, Clothes.
Funny Foods
6999. Ho Hos Shop
What exactly are you saying to the recipient with this gift? See also Snacks.
Funny Instruments
7000. Kazoos Shop
Played professionally in jug bands and by amateurs everywhere. See also Nerds.