Funny Sayings

6951. Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

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Funny Insults

6952. Lint Licker

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Funny Things to Do

6953. Getting Attacked by Bobcats

Funny excuse if anyone ever asks why you're late. See also Animals.

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Funny Things to Do

6954. Freestyle Walking

Because regular locomotion is for suckers.

Added by Frank on August 1, 2007| 3 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

6955. Goofus and Gallant

True, he could have behaved more like Gallant, but with a name like Goofus, I'd say the deck was stacked against him. See also Children, Fictional.

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Funny Animals

6956. Daddy Longlegs

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Funny Phrases

6957. Lickety-Split

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Funny Drinks

6958. Woo Woo

Peach schnapps, vodka, and cranberry juice. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Places

6959. Clown College

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Funny Things

6960. Dad Rock

In other words, The Eagles, Boston, Fleetwood Mac, etc. See also Music.

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