Funny Advice

6971. Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.

Added by Anthony on January 29, 2007| Comment | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

6972. Freedom Fries

We can thank Republican congressmen Robert W. Ney and Walter B. Jones Jr. for both freedom fries and freedom toast. See also Politics.

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Funny Insults

6973. Buffoonery

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Funny Diseases

6974. Hysterical Pregnancy

Not technically a disease, but no other category seemed closer.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2007| 3 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

6975. That's Reedicks!

The lazy way to find something ridiculous.

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Funny Songs

6976. Love is a Battlefield Shop

Particularly funny song if sang by a middle-aged secretary on Karaoke Night at 1:30 am in a Jersey dive bar. See also Music.

Added by Frank on January 25, 2007| 2 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

6977. A King Gnawing on a Giant Turkey Leg

I'm not sure what else to say about this. See also Food, Royalty.

Added by Tyler on January 23, 2007| 50 Comments | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

6978. Half-Caf

The coffee equivalent of smart casual. See also Starbucks.

Added by Frank on January 22, 2007| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

6979. Ooshie

Pronounced "ew-she," this is something to can say when cold.

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Funny Words

6980. Salve

Just rub some salve on it. See also Bathroom.

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