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Funny Things to Do
6971. Beating Somebody Up With An Umbrella
From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.
Funny Products
6972. The Urilift
A urinal that pops out of the ground at night. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.
Funny Names
6973. Wishona Starr
Only superceeded by her mother, Dreamona. And yeah, I really know these people. They exist. Sadly.
Funny Toys
6974. My Buddy Doll
Over-sized doll designed for young boys without friends. Ironically, owning a My Buddy doll only ensured that such a boy would remain friendless. See also 80's.
Funny Drinks
6975. Buttery Nipple
It has some kind of alcohol, (I usually put in Kaluha or Tortuga Rum) and a crap-load of butterscotch. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Things to Do
6976. Wearing a T-Shirt and Nothing Else
I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style". See also Clothes.
Funny Words
6978. Wenis
The skin on the end of your elbow. Often confused with other body parts. See also Body.