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Funny Drinks
6971. Snuggler
Ingredients include peppermint schnapps, cocoa, whipped cream, and a lack of dignity. See also Alcohol.
Funny Insults
6972. Mouth-Breather
Funny Nicknames
6973. Joe Kickass
What Bart Simpson intends to change his name to when he grows up. See also Profanity, Simpsons.
Funny Words
6974. Hobbledehoy
An awkward, gawky youngster existing somewhere between a man and a boy.
Funny Foods
6975. Sprayable Cheese Shop
Arguably debatable whether cheese should come from aerosol can.
Funny People
6977. Hooker With a Heart of Gold
She's a close associate of the stripper working her way through graduate school. See also Prostitution.
Funny Things to Do
6978. Kissing Your Own Biceps
Usually done by Cro-Magnon Roid-a-Holics or drunk dudes with mull-hawks. See also Arrogant, Body.
Funny Words
6979. Pooched
In other words, ruined, wrecked, broken, or busted. For example, "Can I have a ride? My TransAm is pooched."