Funny Clothes

7111. Schmantz

The tight, lycra-blend, boot-cut, ubiquitous black pants girls wore to bars and clubs in the late 90's. See also 90's.

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Funny People

7112. Teenagers Who Wear Shorts All Winter

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Funny Phrases

7113. Dab Hand

As in, "Anthony is a dab hand at the smash-and-grab." See also British.

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Funny Things to Do

7114. Smoking a Cigarette While Wearing Winter Gloves

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Funny Euphemisms

7115. Knock the Dew Off the Lilly

I don't know where this came from, but when I was a kid and had to go to the bathroom in the woods, this is what we would say.

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Funny People

7116. Rocky Aoki

Benihana founder also known for an affected Jheri curl, posing for photos in the hot tub of his stretch Rolls Royce, founding a porn magazine, winning a national backgammon championship, racing cross-country in a stretch VW Bug, and being the first person to cross the Pacific in a hot air balloon. He was also given a wrestling scholarship, but lost it for breaking opponents' noses and legs.

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Funny Quotes

7117. "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change."

Rocky Balboa addresing the Soviet Union and—as Bill Simmons recently pointed out—ending the Cold War. See also Boxing, Movies.

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Funny Animals

7118. Poodles Drinking Champagne

They are poodles, after all. See also Alcohol, Anthromorphication, Wealth.

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Funny Books

7119. The Secret Language of Babies Shop

No lie, babies communicate in a top-secret language. See also Babies.

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Funny Things

7120. Sardine Beards

The inedible part of the sardine. See also Made Up.

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