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Funny Drinks
7111. Clamato Shop
Mmmmm, this tomato juice is great, but it’s missing something… Wait, I know, CLAM! Quite possibly the oddest combination of flavors to ever come together in a glass. See also Seafood.
Funny Names
7113. Dick Justice
I'm changing my name to this when I become sheriff. Also, a mustache will be grown.
Funny Names
7114. Doozler
The nickname of a french horn player in my high school marching band. He really did look exactly like a Doozler.
Funny Clothes
7115. Bathing Caps
It's hard not to look like a penis in a bathing cap. See also Swimming.
Funny Foods
7116. Poutine
French Canadian concoction of french fries, gravy, and cheese. It's a gut-busting, artery-obstructing, colon-clogging good time. See also Canadian.
Funny Words
7119. Assmosis
The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it. See also Profanity.