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7131. Burying Obese People in Pianos

I've often heard the piano-coffin cited as the mark of the truly obese deceased. (Is it that much harder to build a larger coffin?) See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on October 1, 2006| 3 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

7132. Jack and Diet

Funny Insults

7133. Gay Nerd

Classic third-grade insult. See also Sophomoric.

Added by Anthony on September 29, 2006| 10 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

7134. Frankenberry

Funny Words

7135. Pro-Fos

Hip slang for prophylactics.

Added by Frank on September 28, 2006| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

7136. An Imbalance of the Humours

This is what caused diseases in olden times. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Frank on September 27, 2006| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

7137. Keytar Shop

A keyboard worn and played like a guitar. (De rigueur for 80s cover bands.) See also 80's, Music.

Added by Tyler on September 23, 2006| 4 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

7138. TMI

Otherwise known as "Too Much Information." See also 90's.

Added by Ryan on September 23, 2006| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

7139. Scissors That Cut Through Pennies

I believe the scissor-sharpness scale moved to the penny standard sometime in the early 90's. See also 90's, Commercials.

Added by Maya on September 23, 2006| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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