Funny Instruments

7171. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time

And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.

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Funny Sayings

7172. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

See also Animals.

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Funny Things

7173. Cancer Kazoo

Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.

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Funny Words

7174. Tomfoolery

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Funny Clothes

7175. Dickeys Shop

A turtleneck that’s all neck, no turtle.

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Funny Dances

7176. The Humpty Dance

See also 90's.

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Funny Euphemisms

7177. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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Funny Names

7178. Cecil

Can you be a CEO or other super-serious person with a name like Cecil?

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Funny Names

7179. Mike Hawk

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

7180. Big as a Buick

Alliteration is a key to comedy. Combine it with the use of 'B' words which are inherently funny, and you're set. See also Cars.

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