Funny Animals

7141. Scorpions

Per Jim Anchower of the Onion, "You can't pick a scorpion up by its tail because you'll get stung. You can't pick it up by its front, either, because you'll get pinched. And don't even think about picking it up by its middle, 'cause you'll get pinched and stung."

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Funny Places

7142. Albuquerque, New Mexico

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Funny Words

7143. Kerfuffle

Another word for an altercation. See also Violence.

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Funny Words

7144. Cankle

The lack of articulation between some individual's calves and ankles. See also Body, Portmanteau.

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Funny Phrases

7145. Lady Friend

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Funny Insults

7146. Lollygagger

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Funny Clothes

7147. Zubaz Pants Shop

The baggy pants that dare you to be different. See also 90's.

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Funny Insults

7148. Nincompoop

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Funny People

7149. Hillbillies

Hillbillies, as you may know, often drink from jugs marked XXX. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

7150. There's Something About an Aqua Velva Man

Yes, he buys cheap cologne in drugstores. See also Commercials.

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