Funny Phrases

7241. Glamour Puss

See also 50's.

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Funny Places

7242. Lake Titicaca

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Clothes

7243. Jorts

Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. They simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.

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Funny Instruments

7244. Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time

And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.

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Funny Sayings

7245. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

See also Animals.

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Funny Things

7246. Cancer Kazoo

Used by people who smoked and have developed cancer. It is that tube that comes out of their throat. It looks like a Kazoo and the muffle from the microphone device they use sounds strangely similar to that of said Kazoo.

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Funny Words

7247. Tomfoolery

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Funny Clothes

7248. Dickeys Shop

A turtleneck that’s all neck, no turtle.

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Funny Dances

7249. The Humpty Dance

See also 90's.

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Funny Euphemisms

7250. I'm Going to Talk to a Man About a Horse

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