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Funny People
7241. Rodeo Clowns
Good metaphor for someone with both a broad and base sense of humor. Like Terry Bradshaw.
Funny Phrases
7242. Assed Out
Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.
Funny Things to Do
7243. Getting Fitted for an Ear Trumpet
Doesn't happen anymore, but still funny to think about. See also Antique, Old-Timey.
Funny Words
7244. Spry
Kramer from Seinfeld once said to a competing tennis ballboy, "I may be old, but I'm spry."
Funny People
7245. John Stossel
John Stossel is the new Geraldo Rivera. See also Journalists, Mustache.
Funny Sayings
7246. The Bear Knows About Forty Stories, but All of Them Are About Pears.
This is apparently a Turkish saying. See also Turkish.
Funny Euphemisms
7247. Powder My Nose
Euphemism for using the restroom. A friend has used this expression for years and now only taps his nose to exuse himself. See also Bathroom.
Funny Euphemisms
7248. Break Wind
Of all the euphemisms for flatulance, I believe "break wind" is the funniest.
Funny Animals
7250. Bee
An ant biting a bee is funny, and a beard of bees is the funniest entry in the Guiness Book of World Records. See also Insects.