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Funny Clothes
7291. Gloves
Mittens are cute, but gloves are funny. A good example is virtual reality gloves which are funny while virtual reality goggles are not. Also, it's funny that Mickey Mouse wears gloves, but he only does it to cover his rodent claws. See also Cartoons.
Funny Conveyances
7292. Jitney
Instead of calling a bus a bus, New Yorkers from the Upper East Side call their transportation to and from the Hamptons a jitney. See also Arrogant.
Funny Names
7294. Genius G. Genius
I believe the implication here is that the middle name is "Genius" as well. See also Redundant.
Funny Animals
7295. An Otter Cracking a Clam
This is a good metaphor for furious activity. See also Seafood.
Funny Drinks
7298. Fancy-Dancy
As far as I know, no drink with this name exists, but one should. See also Alcohol.
Funny Phrases
7299. Raspy Brap
The sound emitted by my radar detector was identified as a "raspy brap" in the instruction manual.
Funny Phrases
7300. Sticky Wicket
A decidedly British description of a difficult situation. See also British.