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7521. The Bear Knows About Forty Stories, but All of Them Are About Pears.

This is apparently a Turkish saying. See also Turkish.

Added by Tyler on January 17, 2006| 3 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7522. Powder My Nose

Euphemism for using the restroom. A friend has used this expression for years and now only taps his nose to exuse himself. See also Bathroom.

Added by Tyler on January 14, 2006| 5 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7523. Break Wind

Of all the euphemisms for flatulance, I believe "break wind" is the funniest.

Added by Anthony on January 14, 2006| 4 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7524. Snooty

A funnier alternative to snobby. See also Arrogant.

Added by Tyler on January 14, 2006| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7525. Bee

An ant biting a bee is funny, and a beard of bees is the funniest entry in the Guiness Book of World Records. See also Insects.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2006| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Mittens are cute, but gloves are funny. A good example is virtual reality gloves which are funny while virtual reality goggles are not. Also, it's funny that Mickey Mouse wears gloves, but he only does it to cover his rodent claws. See also Cartoons.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

7527. Jitney

Instead of calling a bus a bus, New Yorkers from the Upper East Side call their transportation to and from the Hamptons a jitney. See also Arrogant.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2006| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

7528. The Rock Lobster

Requires forming your hand into a claw. See also Animals.

Added by Tyler on January 7, 2006| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

7529. Genius G. Genius

I believe the implication here is that the middle name is "Genius" as well. See also Redundant.

Added by Tyler on January 5, 2006| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

7530. An Otter Cracking a Clam

This is a good metaphor for furious activity. See also Seafood.

Added by Tyler on January 3, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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