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Funny Names
7492. Genius G. Genius
I believe the implication here is that the middle name is "Genius" as well. See also Redundant.
Funny Animals
7493. An Otter Cracking a Clam
This is a good metaphor for furious activity. See also Seafood.
Funny Drinks
7496. Fancy-Dancy
As far as I know, no drink with this name exists, but one should. See also Alcohol.
Funny Phrases
7497. Raspy Brap
The sound emitted by my radar detector was identified as a "raspy brap" in the instruction manual.
Funny Phrases
7498. Sticky Wicket
A decidedly British description of a difficult situation. See also British.
Funny Tattoos
7499. Horsesh*t and Gunsmoke
Right arm "Horsesh*t." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.
Funny Things
7500. Quadratic Equation
These are not only funny, but difficult to compute in your head. See also Math.