Funny Things

7491. Black Ice

A suburban menance second in perceived danger only to the undertow. See also Anxiety.

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Funny Phrases

7492. The Jig is Up

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Funny Products

7493. Diners Club Card

I've always thought it would be funny if your excuse for not paying for a date was that the restaurant didn't take Diners Club.

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Funny Phrases

7494. Shorty Shorts

See also Clothes.

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Funny Products

7495. Soloflex

See also 80's, Exercise.

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Funny Nicknames

7496. Baron Von Awesome

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Funny Nicknames

7497. Rumeye

Good name for an alcoholic pirate or someone who is just acting like one. See also Alcohol.

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Funny People

7498. Perry O'Parsons, The One Man Symphony

This funny person comes from a not very funny book, Truman Capote's In Cold Blood. See also Fictional.

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Funny Questions

7499. You Dogs Ready to Bark?

Useful in getting a group of people to leave a table.

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Funny Things to Do

7500. Using Your Index Finger to Hang a Jacket Over Your Shoulder

I recently saw a poster showing Geraldo Rivera doing this. He had also loosened his tie. See also Arrogant, Casual, Mustache.

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