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Funny Words
7471. Chimp
Everyone thinks that jokes about monkeys are funny. Subsitute the word "chimp" for "monkey," though, and it's guaranteed to be even a little bit funnier.
Funny Words
7472. Callipygian
According to dictionary.com, this fancy sounding word means "having beautifully proportioned buttocks," as in "the quest for the callipygian ideal."
Funny Words
7473. Webinar
This is a word for a seminar held on the web, but I think "web seminar" would have worked just fine. See also Computers.
Funny Phrases
7474. The Underwear That's Fun to Wear
This is the Underoos slogan, and it remains very hard to argue with.
Funny People
7475. Peter Scolari
Tom Hanks's co-star on Bosom Buddies, Peter Scolari also played the Rick Moranis role in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show. See also 80's.
Funny Things to Do
7476. Licking Your Fingers Before Turning a Page
Does this work? I do not believe it does. See also Arrogant, Casual.
Funny Conveyances
7479. Van
I think most kidnappers have now abandoned this vehicle as an obvious tip-off to their intentions. See also Anxiety.
Funny Drinks
7480. Pineapple Juice Shop
Why does pineapple juice only come in small aluminum cans with foil pull-tabs? Why can't you buy a jug of pineapple juice?