Funny Drinks

7511. Zima

"Get this man a Zima" is not a compliment. See also 90's, Alcohol, Insults.

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Funny Things

7512. Flux Capacitor

Preeminent example of made up, sci-fi mumbo jumbo.

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Funny Words

7513. Calisthenics

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Funny Nicknames

7514. Stretch

As in, "You're assed out, Stretch."

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Funny Nicknames

7515. Shooter

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Funny People

7516. Rodeo Clowns

Good metaphor for someone with both a broad and base sense of humor. Like Terry Bradshaw.

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Funny Phrases

7517. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

7518. Getting Fitted for an Ear Trumpet

Doesn't happen anymore, but still funny to think about. See also Antique, Old-Timey.

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Funny Words

7519. Spry

Kramer from Seinfeld once said to a competing tennis ballboy, "I may be old, but I'm spry."

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Funny People

7520. John Stossel

John Stossel is the new Geraldo Rivera. See also Journalists, Mustache.

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