Funny Foods

1441. McVities Dark Chocolate Digestives Shop

The world’s most decadent laxatives. See also Dessert, Scatological.

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Funny Foods

1442. Canned Snails Shop

Yum.

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Funny Drinks

1443. Orbitz Soda

For anyone who ever looked at their lava lamp and thought, yeah, I’d drink that. See also 90's.

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Funny Jobs

1444. Ventriloquist

Turning a mental illness into a full-time career.

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Funny People

1445. Bicycles Cops

“What do they do when they arrest somebody?
‘Alright, in the basket.’”
―Walter, AKA Jeff Dunham
See also Bicycles, Police.

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Funny Places

1446. Smartt, Tennessee

🤔

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Funny Places

1447. Gay Hell, Michigan

It’s complicated.

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Funny Foods

1448. Vegetarian Haggis Shop

Apparently for those who like the taste of sheep heart, liver, and lungs baked in its own stomach, but don’t like meat. See also Scottish.

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Funny Books

1449. Gadsby

Other than the introduction and a note at the end, this 50,000-word book lacks the letter “E.” Seriously.

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Funny Insults

1450. I Hope You Step in a Puddle While Wearing Socks

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