Funny Anti-Jokes

1491. Someone Stole My Mood Ring

And I don’t know how I feel about that. See also Hippies, Jewelry.

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Funny Names

1492. Hutch Hutchinson

The first name is more of a nickname, but it’s still redundant. See also Redundant.

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Funny Things to Do

1493. Wrapping the Toilet in Wrapping Paper While Everyone’s Asleep

Pretty funny, until you have to use the bathroom yourself. See also Bathroom, Christmas.

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Funny Insults

1494. Do You Think in Comic Sans?

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Funny Insults

1495. I Hope Your Charger Only Works at a Certain Angle

See also Technology.

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Funny Insults

1496. Askhole

According to Pintrest, “A person who constantly asks you for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.” See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

1497. An Escalator Never Breaks, It Just Becomes Stairs

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Funny Observations

1498. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.

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Funny Questions

1499. Why Are iPhone Chargers Not Called Apple Juice?

See also Technology.

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Funny Quotes

1500. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

―Michael Scott See also The Office.

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