Funny Advice

1461. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Foods

1462. Scotch Woodcock

Dirty-sounding name for eggs on toast. See also Breakfast, British, Sophomoric.

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Funny Observations

1463. Erasers Slowly Die Because of Your Mistakes

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Funny Toys

1464. Batman Squirt Gun

Pull a trigger extending from Batman's crotch to squirt water from his mouth.

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Funny Things to Do

1465. Watch the Radio

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Funny Advice

1466. Don’t be Ashamed of Yourself—That’s Your Parents’ Job

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Funny Observations

1467. Characters in First-Person Shooters Never Blink

Prove me wrong. See also Video Games.

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Funny Phobias

1468. Voutyrophobia

The fear of butter. See also Dairy.

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Funny T-Shirts

1469. Mitochondria: The Powerhouse of the Cell Shop

Literally the only thing I remember from high school biology. See also Science.

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Funny Things to Do

1470. Backflipping on a Skateboard While Eating Ice Cream

Rad!

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