Funny Phobias

1461. Gigantaphidaphobia

The fear of comically-large bees. See also Bees, Insects.

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Funny Insults

1462. You Whoreson Zed

A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1463. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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Funny Questions

1464. If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make animals out of food?

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Funny Sayings

1465. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

1466. Stealing Food from the Person in the Mirror

Apply force if necessary.

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Funny Drinks

1467. Not Your Father’s Root Beer

But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.

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Funny Places

1468. Wyoming, Rhode Island

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Funny Advice

1469. Never Trust Someone Who Says to Trust Them

Trust me, its not worth it.

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Funny Things to Do

1470. Yelling “Ding Dong” When the Doorbell is Broken

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