Funny Advice

1451. If You Wait Until the Last Minute to Do It, It Only Takes a Minute to Do

See also Homework, Schools.

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Funny Observations

1452. Every Second I Break My Record for Living…

See also Life.

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Funny Quotes

1453. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”

Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.

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Funny Phobias

1454. Oia

The fear of consonants. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

1455. You Ranky Danky Donkey

This fish is so undercooked, it’s still finding Nemo.

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Funny Phrases

1456. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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Funny Phobias

1457. Phb

Fear of vowels. See also Grammar, Made Up.

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Funny Jobs

1458. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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Funny Words

1459. Impignorate

Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with pigs. You’ll have to mortgage something to use it though.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1460. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?

1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.

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