Funny Euphemisms

1541. Dollhouse for People

Also known as a house.

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Funny Animals

1542. Agra Cadabra Beetle

A beetle that almost became a magician. See also Insects.

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Funny Words

1543. Antibabypillen

German for “birth control.” Seriously. See also German.

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Funny Phrases

1544. Firstborn Unicorn, Hardcore Soft Porn

Lyric from Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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Funny Insults

1545. Blokkeringshode

Norwegian for “blockhead.” See also Norwegian.

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Funny Insults

1546. Go Jump in a Lake

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

1547. If Someone Hurts Your Feelings, Tell Them to Hurt Their Own Feelings if They Want to Hurt Someone's Feelings

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Funny Advice

1548. Oil Floats on Water, So Cover Yourself in Oil, Wait for it to Rain, and Fly

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Funny Drinks

1549. Club Soda

Everyone who is a club member will like this drink. See also Soda.

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Funny Jobs

1550. The Little Cousin Player-Wither

You know, when you’re at a family gathering and you’re the one person who always has to play with your young old cousin. See also Family.

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