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Funny Advice
1594. If you start a phone call with, “My phone is almost dead,” you can hang up at any time.
Funny Phrases
1595. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur
French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.
Funny Insults
1598. What Are You Going to Do for a Face when the Baboon Wants It’s Butt Back?
See also Monkeys.
Funny Advice
1600. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…
You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.