Funny Questions

1561. Is Every Drink Just Flavored Water?

Huh. Maybe.

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Funny Advice

1562. If You Wait Until the Last Minute to Do It, It Only Takes a Minute to Do

See also Homework, Schools.

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Funny Observations

1563. Every Second I Break My Record for Living…

See also Life.

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Funny Quotes

1564. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”

Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.

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Funny Phobias

1565. Oia

The fear of consonants. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

1566. You Ranky Danky Donkey

This fish is so undercooked, it’s still finding Nemo.

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Funny Phrases

1567. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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Funny Phobias

1568. Phb

Fear of vowels. See also Grammar, Made Up.

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Funny Jobs

1569. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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Funny Words

1570. Impignorate

Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with pigs. You’ll have to mortgage something to use it though.

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