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Funny Questions

1601. What is ice cream’s actual flavor before anything is added?

It’s not vanilla—that’s a flavor added. See also Ice Cream.

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Funny Jobs

1602. Lifeguard at the Olympics

Do you need help, Mr. Phelps? See also Swimming, Useless.

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Funny Observations

1603. I Bet It’s Called “Almond Milk” Because No One Can Say “Nut Juice” with a Straight Face

See also Dairy.

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Funny Things

1604. The List of Ingredients and Calorie Count on a Bottle of Water

See also Useless, Water.

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Funny Phobias

1605. Fobia

Fear of Ph.

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Funny Euphemisms

1606. Velcro Mouse

Also known as hedgehog. See also Rodents.

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Funny Euphemisms

1607. Dad’s Old Fashioned Angry Juice

Also known as beer. See also Alcohol, Beer, Dads.

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Funny Insults

1608. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork

It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.

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Funny Sayings

1609. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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Funny Instruments

1610. Children

Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.

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