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Funny Anti-Jokes

1581. What does a dog say on New Years Eve?

Woof. See also Dogs, Holidays.

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Funny Names

1582. James Garfield

Imagine being named after a fictional cat. See also Cats, Presidents.

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Funny Clothes

1583. Fingerless Gloves

Useful if your palms are cold. See also Winter.

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Funny Insults

1584. Agyilag Zokni

Hungarian for “Mentally, you are a sock.” See also Hungarian, Socks.

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Funny Observations

1585. If You Stare at Nothing Long Enough, Others Will Gather Around and Stare at Nothing with You

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1586. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

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Funny Insults

1587. May the Devil Make a Ladder of Your Backbone While Picking Apples in the Garden of Hell

A traditional Irish curse. See also Irish.

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Funny Euphemisms

1588. A Strange Man in Underwear

Also known as a superhero. See also Comics.

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Funny Names

1589. Pantless Mike

I always wanted to name my dog “Pantless Mike,” but I never ended up getting a dog because I’m poor and in debt. See also Dogs.

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