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Funny Places
1571. Flavortown
Flavortown is a mythical place and a state of mind; a place where fun and food meet in perfect harmony. You can only get to Flavortown, though, if you believe in Flavortown.
Funny Anti-Jokes
1572. What is Love?
Love means to be deeply committed and connected to someone or something.
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Baby don’t hurt me.
Funny Advice
1573. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving
You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.
Funny Instruments
1574. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking
Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
1575. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”
―Janis Ian
Funny Words
1576. Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften
The Guinness Book of World Records recognizes this cumbersome word as the longest German word in everyday use. It means “insurance companies providing legal protection.” See also German, Insurance.
Funny Words
1577. Siebentausendzweihundertvierundfünfzig
In German, numbers also receive the compound word treatment. This is the integer 7,254, which takes 38 letters to spell out. See also German, Numbers.
Funny Words
1578. Glühbirne
“Lightbulb” in German, which translates “glow pear.” I can’t recommend not eating it. See also Electricity, German.
Funny Words
1579. Flugzeug
“Airplane” in German is “Flugzeug,” which directly translates to “fly-thing.” They’re not wrong. See also Airplanes, German.
Funny Quotes
1580. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
―Albert Einstein See also Science.