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Funny Quotes
1572. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”
―Pitch Perfect 3
Funny Observations
1573. If trees were sentient, they’d make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Funny Advice
1575. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.
See also Fish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
1576. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”
So we stopped playing chess. See also Games.
Funny Questions
1579. Is a gingerbread man made of his house, or is his house made of him?
See also Dessert.