Funny Advice

1571. If Someone Hurts Your Feelings, Tell Them to Hurt Their Own Feelings if They Want to Hurt Someone's Feelings

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Funny Advice

1572. Oil Floats on Water, So Cover Yourself in Oil, Wait for it to Rain, and Fly

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Funny Drinks

1573. Club Soda

Everyone who is a club member will like this drink. See also Soda.

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Funny Jobs

1574. The Little Cousin Player-Wither

You know, when you’re at a family gathering and you’re the one person who always has to play with your young old cousin. See also Family.

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Funny Questions

1575. If “guns don’t kill people, people kill people,” then does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?

See also Guns.

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Funny Names

1576. Garfield Arbuckle

Garfield’s full name. See also Cartoons, Cats, Comics.

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Funny Quotes

1577. “No.”

―Hamlet See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Observations

1578. A Day on Venus is Longer than a Year on Venus

It's a slow spinner. See also Planets, Space.

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Funny Names

1579. The Unstoppable Goose Of Inevitable Destruction

See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1580. What program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi. See also Star Wars.

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