Funny Quotes

1621. “If you want to do that thing, do the thing that you are required to do for that thing.”

―A Wise Man

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Funny Names

1622. General Booty

Real football player. See also Football.

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Funny Quotes

1623. “My name is Albert Einstein.”

―Albert Einstein

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Funny Diseases

1624. Mississippiphobia

The fear of having to spell Mississippi. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

1625. If you miss someone’s funeral, they won’t care.

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Funny Quotes

1626. “Anything Yogi Berra ever said.”

―Me

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Funny Things to Do

1627. Stealing a Jetpack, Then Running Away

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Funny Euphemisms

1628. Edible Rock

Also known as a potato. See also Rocks, Vegetables.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1629. What do you call a rock that tells jokes?

A funny rock. See also Rocks.

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Funny Quotes

1630. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

―Robert Frost See also Work.

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