Funny Sayings

1671. An App a Day Takes Your Hours Away

See also Technology.

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Funny Insults

1672. Your Nose is a Capitalist

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Funny Things to Do

1673. Forgetting How to Type Sertain Words

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Funny Insults

1674. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.

See also Obesity.

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Funny Observations

1675. Today is yesterday’s tomorrow and tomorrow’s yesterday.

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Funny Questions

1676. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta. See also Puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1677. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

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Funny Drinks

1678. Wilk

Also known as milk with water, my childhood drink.
(I was to lazy to wash my cup after I was done with my milk.) See also Dairy.

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Funny Insults

1679. Turtleneck Sweater

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Funny Sayings

1680. You Dropped Your Pocket

Sequel to “Your socks are untied.” See also Pranks.

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