Funny Phrases

1691. Your Welcome Mat

There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2020| 7 Comments | 77 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

1692. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?

Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2020| 5 Comments | 76 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

1693. Parallel lines have so much in common; it’s a shame they will never meet.

See also Math.

Added by Wisam on December 4, 2020| 2 Comments | 94 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

1694. Ttyyppiinng Eeaacchh Lleetteerr Ttwwiiccee

Tthhee rreessuulltt? Llaauugghhss ffrroomm yyoouu, ccoonnffuusseedd llooookkss ffrroomm eevveerryyoonnee eellssee. See also Repetition.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2020| 46 Comments | 136 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

1695. And so I said “That’s not a camel, that’s my wife!”

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2020| 18 Comments | 88 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

1696. Ketchup with M&Ms

See also Chocolate.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2020| 14 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

1697. Beans on Toast

thats it See also British.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2020| 3 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

1698. Internetting

See also Computers, Internet.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2020| 2 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

1699. Doing Push-ups Against a Wall

See also Exercise.

Added by thebeastoflol123 on December 3, 2020| 2 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

1700. Imbroglio

An extremely confused, complicated, or embarrassing situation.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2020| 2 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike