Funny Observations

1691. When Beethoven was my age he’d been dead five years.

See also Music.

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Funny TV Shows

1692. NCIS: New Orleans

Or any of the NCIS shows. No matter when, they find a parking space RIGHT IN FRONT of wherever they need to be. No meter. No forbidden zone. Yea, right…

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Funny Things

1693. Helmet Hair

There hasn't been a time I took off a helmet without my hair looking flat and nasty. In the movies, hair flies like like an unfolding fog—sleek and beautiful. That's a FANTASY!

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Funny Things

1694. Fireworks

Much like a drum, no one wants to hear it but you.

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Funny Sayings

1695. An Apple Phone a Year Makes Your Money Disappear

See also Money, Technology.

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Funny Observations

1696. Water is like a plant. If you water it, it grows.

See also Water.

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Funny Words

1697. Youins

Per Jeff Foxworthy, “Y’all plus three.”

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Funny Names

1698. Brock Landers & Chest Rockwell

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Funny Phrases

1699. Go Hang a Salami! I’m a Lasagna Hog!

See also Palindromes.

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Funny Questions

1700. Can You Raed Tihs? If So, Tehn Cnogrtas. Mnay Poelpe Cna't. All Taht You Hvae to Do is Mkae Srue Taht the Frsit and Lsat Lteerts Saty the Smae.

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