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Funny Observations
1701. Inflammable is its Own Antonym
It means both flammable and not flammable. See also Grammar.
Funny Observations
1702. If a Vacuum Cleaner Sucks, It Doesn’t Suck, but if It Can’t Suck, It Kinda Sucks
So a vaccum cleaner will always suck.
Funny Names
1705. Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen
See also Palindromes.
Funny Observations
1709. If Trees Were Alive, They Would Make Furniture out of Bones, Flesh, and Blood
Funny Questions
1710. Wait, where’d all my money go?
“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
― Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.