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Funny Phrases
1732. Firstborn Unicorn, Hardcore Soft Porn
Lyric from Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Funny Advice
1735. If Someone Hurts Your Feelings, Tell Them to Hurt Their Own Feelings if They Want to Hurt Someone's Feelings
Funny Jobs
1738. The Little Cousin Player-Wither
You know, when you’re at a family gathering and you’re the one person who always has to play with your young old cousin. See also Family.
Funny Questions
1739. If “guns don’t kill people, people kill people,” then does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?
See also Guns.