Funny Questions

1731. Who broke into my bar and stole our limbo stick?

Seriously, how low can you go?

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Funny Questions

1732. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.

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Funny Things to Do

1733. Carrying an Uno Reverse Card in Your Pocket

A surprise tool for every situation.

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Funny Advice

1734. If someone is being mean and says mean stuff to you say, “Uno reverse card” and then walk away.

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Funny Euphemisms

1735. Florida Murder Log

Also known as an alligator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

1736. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.

Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.

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Funny Quotes

1737. “I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.

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Funny Euphemisms

1738. Sound-Emitting Firewood

Also known as a violin.

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Funny Foods

1739. Crab Raccoon

Mmm, delicious raccoon.

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Funny Clothes

1740. Crop Corsets

Wait a minute…

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