Funny Euphemisms

1711. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1712. What do you call a one-pronged fork?

A knife. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Foods

1713. Bread in a Can Shop

Best thing since bagged milk!

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Funny Foods

1714. Diner Lobster

Best. Lobster. Ever.

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Funny People

1715. Cousin Throckmorton

See also Math.

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Funny Sayings

1716. An App a Day Takes Your Hours Away

See also Technology.

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Funny Insults

1717. Your Nose is a Capitalist

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Funny Things to Do

1718. Forgetting How to Type Sertain Words

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Funny Insults

1719. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.

See also Obesity.

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Funny Observations

1720. Today is yesterday’s tomorrow and tomorrow’s yesterday.

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