Funny Advice

1741. If you start a phone call with, “My phone is almost dead,” you can hang up at any time.

See also Etiquette, Phones.

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Funny Phrases

1742. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur

French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.

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Funny People

1743. Guest

They exist on planet Inherently Funny.
They ARE ONE.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1744. What do you call an ape with a cell phone?

A human.

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Funny Insults

1745. What Are You Going to Do for a Face when the Baboon Wants It’s Butt Back?

See also Monkeys.

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Funny Words

1746. Frice

Once, Twice, Thrice, Frice. See also Made Up.

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Funny Advice

1747. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Insults

1748. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby

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Funny Observations

1749. Watermelons are melons full of water. Oranges are orange. So why don’t we call Bananas “yellows”?

Seriously, who came up with these names? See also Fruits.

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Funny Euphemisms

1750. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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