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Funny Observations
1782. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.
Go robbers. See also Crime.
Funny Questions
1784. Why do fish live in salt water?
Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.
Funny Songs
1785. I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home
A 1982 country song by David Frizzell. See also Alcohol.
Funny Songs
1786. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart
A 1968 song from?believe it or not?Johnny Cash. See also Bathroom.
Funny Observations
1789. A caterpillar isn't a “cat” or an “er” or a “pillar,” but if you think about it, it does make sense.
Cats are a living organism and pillars are long and the “er” doesn't really make sense, just like a caterpillar. See also Insects.
Funny Advice
1790. After giving people advice always say, “I'm not sure it works tho” so they can't say it ruined their life.
(I’m not sure it works tho.)