Funny Anti-Jokes

1781. Two Fish Were in a Tank…

And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.

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Funny Clothes

1782. Gorilla Suits

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Funny Movies

1783. Man-Man

Bitten by a man and given the powers of a man. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

1784. Perendinate

To procrastinate for a long time, but especially two days. See also Procrastination.

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Funny Observations

1785. If you get a bigger bed than you have now you will have more bed room but less bedroom.

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Funny Names

1786. William Williamson

See also Redundant.

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Funny Nicknames

1787. Funcle

The fun uncle. Not to be confused with Druncle.

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Funny Drinks

1788. Grape Juice

Tastes like purple.

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Funny Insults

1789. I Hope Your Day is as Pleasant as You Are!

Wishing someone a horrible day in the classiest way possible.

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Funny Animals

1790. Beach Chicken

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

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