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Funny Questions
1781. Wait, where’d all my money go?
“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
― Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.
Funny Observations
1783. School is the Worst Job
I don't get paid enough for this rubbish. See also Schools.
Funny Names
1785. James Garfield
Imagine being named after a fictional cat. See also Cats, Presidents.
Funny Insults
1787. Agyilag Zokni
Hungarian for “Mentally, you are a sock.” See also Hungarian, Socks.
Funny Observations
1788. If You Stare at Nothing Long Enough, Others Will Gather Around and Stare at Nothing with You
Funny Insults
1790. May the Devil Make a Ladder of Your Backbone While Picking Apples in the Garden of Hell
A traditional Irish curse. See also Irish.